Some reptiles tolerate you at best, and that’s their version of affection.

People imagine reptiles as mysterious pets, but owning one doesn’t mean you’re getting a cold-blooded best friend. Many are fascinating to watch, fun to feed, and easy to care for compared to furry animals, but affection is not part of the deal. These reptiles aren’t mean—they just aren’t wired to care about your feelings. They’ll tolerate you, sure, but love? That’s a human fantasy.