These dogs took on serious responsibilities nobody actually asked them to handle.

Somehow dogs became more than just pets without even signing up for it. They’re now doing emotional labor, perimeter checks, babysitting duties, and full-time home surveillance with zero official training. No resume, no interview, just vibes. These roles weren’t assigned. Dogs just quietly claimed them and now treat them like their actual nine-to-five. And people? Honestly, we all just let it happen because they do it weirdly well.