The world sped up, and sloths didn’t get the memo.

Sloths were built for a vibe that no longer exists. These soft, slow-moving leaf lovers used to thrive in dense jungles where the biggest threats were the occasional eagle or big cat. But now? They’re dealing with things no chill creature should ever have to process. From high-speed human chaos to climate curveballs, the modern world is basically a live-action horror film shot in time-lapse.
Even their trees aren’t safe anymore. And don’t even get started on the concrete, noise, or the way eco-tourism has turned their homes into Insta backdrops. It’s giving “I didn’t ask to be perceived” energy. They’re not just fighting extinction, they’re getting hit with lifestyle whiplash. If you thought you had decision fatigue, imagine being a sloth trying to nap while bulldozers scream by.